just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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