is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.