I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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