I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I cannot find my penis.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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