I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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