it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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