whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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