I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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