hotel room ftw
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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