if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
