how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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