Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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