So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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