whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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