My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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