the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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