dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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