I'm jealous of your bromance
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i dont even know how to be here
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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