Yo dont text me then not text me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he was CRYING into my vagina
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Don't tell me you're on acid again