It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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