I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.