is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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