and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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