I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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