just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
try to milk me bitch
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