Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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