And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There are leaves in my underwear?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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