Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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