literally had 100 drinks last night.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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