i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
