I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Everything about him screamed your future.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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