I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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