how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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