we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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