We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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