your room smells of hookers.
And success
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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