did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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