Is it normal to miss your booty call?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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