Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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