week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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