Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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