One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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