Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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