oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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