My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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