I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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