spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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