It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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