she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My ass is underappreciated
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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