No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Help. Why am I so naked?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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