So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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