I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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