I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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