I can text with my tongue
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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