I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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