You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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