that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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